Dear Luke Dashjr, here’s why I want to join the @TaprootWizards:

Bitcoin is a magical power gifted to us by the Great Satoshi. At any time, us wizards, can tap into this incredible power to break free from the constraints of the evil Central Bank Consortium. Magic is something that shouldn't have rules, and it should be a living entity unto itself. This is Bitcoin. 

Thanks for storing our wizard JPEGs on your node forever! 🧙‍♂️

@mrdurdan67
P.S. Please stop eating cats